There's a noise DCC readers make. Somewhere between a laugh and a groan, and it lands about four seconds after Princess Donut does something catastrophic. That noise is why the back cover of this one is a torchlit dungeon door, a speech balloon, and four words you already know.

We're binding Dungeon Crawler Carl into a book cloth hardcover with full-color cover art I commissioned from Mighty Pejes (@mightypejes), who went full 1970s dime store pulp with it. Carl mid-stride in the cape and the heart-print boxers, Donut crowned on his shoulder, one very dead goblin at his boots, hand-lettered title stacked over the whole scene. Everything is provided and you'll leave with a finished hardcover in your hands, no experience needed.

• Friday, October 9 · 5–8pm · Dry Hills Distillery

• 3-hour hands-on class

• 10 seats

• The book, all materials, and everything you need

• Just bring yourself